I realized that I can’t say ”I ship everything that moves” because at one point I shipped Drapple
I realized that I can’t say ”I ship everything that moves” because at one point I shipped Drapple



Because a bit of harry potter shall brighten your day :)
Draco stared powerfully at her. She looked rosier than yesterday, there was a shine on her curved cheek that spoke out to him. He needed her inside him, right that second. As he stepped towards her the door behind him creaks open, causing him to spin around quickly whilst trying to keep a composed…
Ahahahahaha!!! XD
If your favorite tv show doesn’t make you want to stab yourself repeatedly in the heart, then it’s not your favorite tv show.
(Source: kerryswashington)


in which the movie Spider-man accurately represents comic book Spider-man in sarcasm levels.
I AM IN DESPERATE NEED OF PEOPLE TO FOLLOW!
I’m only following 176 blogs and my dash has been kind of slow so….
If you post:
-Homestuck
-Sollux x Aradia
-DaveJade
-Rosemary
-Aradia Megido in general (I love dat cutie)
-Homestuck
-Homestuck
Please reblog! I’ll most likely follow all of you!








more than 3 years… and I’m still not done laughing.
(Source: demondetoxmanual)


The Most Gorgeous Book Ever Has No Words Or Pictures, Just Color
This is the RGB Colorspace Atlas by Tauba Auerbach. The 8”x8” hardcover tome is pretty much an encyclopedia of every color in the RGB index. It’s huge, it’s gorgeous, and I want one.
I KNOW WHAT THIS NEEDS
It’s like they were made for each other.
i swear to fucking hell if you fuckers start shipping a book and i pen i will forcibly shove you back into the pits of hell you came from
Sensors alight, the pen trailed itself sensually down the gradient shift from yellow to blue along ample curve of paper, dipping closer and closer to the book’s spine.
“Can you imagine it?” the pen whispered, whirring and selecting #00563F with practiced intimacy. “Just picture it. With your collection and my potential…we can color the world.”
TUMBLR STOP.
NEVER STOP
I SHIP IT
I don’t normally reblog this shit but that picture in the comments is just so freaking adorable
oh look my otp is back


8. the magic begins a scene you really wanted to be in the movies but wasn’t → career advice
“Well, then, I am confused…I’m afraid I don’t quite understand how you can give Mr. Potter false hope that —”
“False hope?” repeated Professor McGonagall, still refusing to look round at Professor Umbridge. “He has achieved high marks in all his Defense Against the Dark Arts tests —”
“I am terribly sorry to have to contradict you, Minerva, but as you will see from my note, Harry has been achieving very poor results in his classes with me —”
“I should have made my meaning plainer,” said Professor McGonagall, turning at last to look Umbridge directly in the eyes. “He has achieved high marks in all Defense Against the Dark Arts tests set by a competent teacher.”Almost every scene with McGonagall in it has the faint echoing sounds of sassy z-snaps in the background
It’s funny you should mention that because I snapped in a z formation literally right before reading that comment
View Larger WHY ARE THERE STRAPS ON HIS LEGS I AM LAUGHING SO HARD
POWER TO MAIN THRUSTERS
ALL SYSTEMS ARE GO
TURBO SHIT
BUT HE’S STILL WEARING HIS PANTS
pants aren’t an issue when you’re QUANTUM SHITTING THROUGH THE nTH DIMENSION
i legitly want to play sburb really bad though
i get to kill stuff, get magic powers, and become a god which means i can fly HOW FUCKING SICK IS THAT
one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him
someone told me once that shooting stars are really just angels throwing away their cigarettes before God could catch them smoking
(Source: skinnyyyboness)